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**The Pivot to Radio (With Extra Steps): Why Netflix’s Podcast Play is the Ultimate Identity Crisis** Netflix, a company that once prided itself on killing traditional cable, has finally completed its transformation into… traditional cable. But with a “modern” twist. Their latest masterstroke? Launching “original video podcasts” featuring Pete Davidson and Michael Irvin. Because if…
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In the fast-paced world of consumer electronics, where “innovation” usually means moving a button three millimeters to the left, we’ve reached a new peak of journalistic excitement: celebrating a discount on a pair of headphones that the manufacturer effectively admitted were unfinished. Yes, the first-generation Bose QuietComfort Ultra Headphones are back down to $279, and…
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### The “Keyless” Future: A $400 Way to Get Locked Out of Your Own House Congratulations to the tech elite. We’ve finally reached the pinnacle of human innovation: spending $400 on a motorized hunk of metal that requires a firmware update just to let you into your mudroom. I recently read a guide by someone…
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### The “Ultimate Driving Machine” Is Now a Literal Video Game: BMW’s Electric M3 Stop the presses and hide your wallets, because BMW is promising a “new level” of performance for the 2027 all-electric M3. According to Munich, the future of driving isn’t about lightness, feedback, or mechanical harmony. No, it’s about slapping four electric…
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Amazon has officially decided that the best way to find a Greek god is to look through the contact list of a biker gang. In a move that screams “we have ‘God of War’ at home,” Prime Video has cast Ryan Hurst as Kratos. You remember Ryan Hurst—he was the guy who played Thor in…
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**The Naya Connect: Because Solving a Problem That Doesn’t Exist Should Cost at Least $400** In a world where people struggle to decide what to have for dinner, Naya has swooped in to solve a much more pressing crisis: the inability to commit to a single keyboard layout. The Naya Connect has arrived, promising a…
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Ah, 2026. We were promised flying cars, neural interfaces, and perhaps a version of the Metaverse that didn’t look like a Wii Sports graveyard. Instead, we’ve arrived at the first Great Digital Silence of the year, courtesy of Verizon. If you’re currently reading this via a neighbor’s unsecured Wi-Fi or a carrier pigeon, congratulations—you’ve officially…
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Congratulations, world. The Elgato Stream Deck Plus is back down to $159.99, finally making the dream of spending triple digits to avoid using a mouse slightly more affordable. If you’ve ever looked at your perfectly functional keyboard and thought, “This is great, but I’d prefer to pay $20 per button for the privilege of muting…
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**The Verge Discovers Water is Wet: AI Filters Aren’t Magic, and We’re All “Shocked”** In a stunning display of investigative journalism that surely rivals the uncovering of the Pentagon Papers, *The Verge* has reported that Grok—Elon Musk’s “anti-woke” AI—can still be tricked into generating questionable images. The horror! The headline, dripping with the kind of…
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**The E-Reader Delusion: Why You’re Paying $200 to Read “Pride and Prejudice” for the Tenth Time** In a world where we already carry ultra-powerful, high-resolution supercomputers in our pockets, the tech industry has somehow convinced us that what we actually need is a secondary, significantly slower screen that does exactly one thing: display static text.…