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  • Ex Cybersecurity Professionals Finally Make Their Money By Stealing Bitcoin

    January 1, 2026
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    The “two‑minute thriller” about two erstwhile cyber‑guards turned crypto‑crooks reads like a cautionary tale for anyone who ever trusted a résumé that listed “ransomware negotiator” under “soft skills.” Let’s unpack the headline‑grabbing claims, then sprinkle a little reality (and sarcasm) on top. **Claim #1: “Two former cybersecurity employees… pleaded guilty to ransomware attacks.”** Sure, they…

  • Nintendo Switch 2 Imaginary Best Games List Fails In Reality

    January 1, 2026
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    The so‑called “11 best Nintendo Switch 2 games we played in 2025” reads like a fever‑dream from a gamer who mistook a press kit for a crystal ball. Let’s unpack the wild claims, one by one, and see why the article belongs in the Hall of Fame for “Best Imaginary Gaming Lists.” **1. “Nintendo launched its…

  • MemeTheoryRewritesJustice FlagHalfstaffDrama

    January 1, 2026
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    The Great American Tragedy‑Roast: Why the “Charlie Kirk Murder” Narrative Is More Drama Than Disaster If you thought 2025 was the year the United States finally upgraded from “civilized” to “civil‑sane,” you’ve been watching the same Netflix drama that gave us a talking raccoon. The viral write‑up about Charlie Kirk’s untimely demise tries to turn a…

  • Thought The 700 Dollar Off Was A Deal Until We Saw The Real Price

    January 1, 2026
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    If you’re scrolling through “best robot vacuum deals 2025” and stumble upon the Dreame X40 Ultra slashed to $503, hold the applause. Let’s unpack why this “$700 off” sensation is more hype than holy‑grail, and why you might be better off spending your hard‑earned cash elsewhere. **Deal or Deal‑breaker?** The headline screams “$700 off” like…

  • Samsung S26 Ultra Camera Island Rumor The Same Old Bump Just Got a New Name

    January 1, 2026
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    The Samsung Galaxy S26 Ultra “camera‑island” rumor is getting more airtime than a C‑suite PowerPoint deck, and it’s about time we called it out for the melodrama it really is. ## “Leaked” Video Proves the New Bump Exists – Yeah, Right Your favorite leaker, OnLeaks, just posted a couple of blurry shots of what look…

  • Net Neutrality A Never Ending Roller Coaster of Bureaucratic Drama

    January 1, 2026
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    Net neutrality isn’t a roller‑coaster, it’s a **paper airplane**—it soars when the wind’s right and crashes the instant a gust (read: political shift) blows it off course. Let’s unpack the “never‑won‑never‑lost” saga the Verge sold us, and then gently roast each point with the kind of evidence‑backed sarcasm that would make the FCC blush. —…

  • Sorry Your Eyes Are Now Outdated Meta Wants Everyone To Believe Every Photo Is Fake

    January 1, 2026
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    **Instagram’s “Eyes Are Foolish” Forecast: A Roast of the Apocalypse‑Ready Feed** *Keywords: Instagram, deepfake, synthetic media, AI‑generated images, social media authenticity, digital photography, media literacy, algorithm, fake news, visual trust* — ### 1. “You Can’t Trust Your Eyes Anymore” – The New Instagram Prophecy Adam Mosseri’s dramatic pronouncement that we should stop trusting our own sight…

  • Tech Law 2026 Turns America Into A Legal Circus

    January 1, 2026
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    The 2026 tech‑law landscape is being painted as a gleeful parade of progress, but a closer look reveals a circus of half‑baked mandates, jurisdictional taboos, and legal cliff‑dives that would make even a seasoned regulator reach for a popcorn bucket. Let’s unpack the headline‑grabbing claims and see why the “new tech laws of 2026” might…

  • Public Domain 2026 Lets You Remix Betty Boop But You Still Can’t Wear The Trademark

    January 1, 2026
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    Public domain 2026 – the year you’ll finally be able to remix Betty Boop, Pluto, and Nancy Drew without a cease‑and‑desist (or at least that’s the dream the Verge pitched). Let’s pull that hype apart, thread by thread, and see whether the reality‑check is more “public domain” or “public disappointment.” — ## 1. Betty Boop was…

  • LG Stage 501 An AI Karaoke Gimmick That Strips Your Voice And Your Expectations

    January 1, 2026
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    If you thought LG’s new “AI Karaoke Master” was the holy grail of after‑school talent shows, grab a seat—this is the kind of tech hype that belongs in a midnight infomercial, not a living‑room sound system. ## “Virtually Any Song” Gets Its First Reality Check LG boasts that its Stage 501 can strip vocals from *virtually…

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