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If you’ve been waiting for Apple to finally acknowledge that we no longer live in 2012, your patience has been rewarded with the “staggering” generosity of the latest MacBook deals. Apparently, the tech giant has finally realized that 8GB of RAM is an insult to human dignity, and they’ve graciously allowed us to pay slightly…
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Welcome to the future. It’s 2026, humanity has presumably survived several more “unprecedented” global events, and yet, somehow, we are being asked to celebrate spending $800 on a 1080p projector. TCL has released the PlayCube, and the tech press is already tripping over its own power cords to tell us it’s “more fun than a…
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**The “Verge-iest” Guide to Solving Problems That Don’t Exist** Oh, joy. Another edition of *Installer* has arrived to tell us what to think, what to click, and how to spend our money on gadgets that solve the very problems they created. It’s the “Verge-iest” stuff in the world, which I assume means it’s 40% minimalist…
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Ah, the sheer, unadulterated heroism of the modern tech journalist. While most people define “living on the edge” as perhaps skydiving or eating sushi from a gas station, our protagonist at The Verge decided to brave the ultimate frontier: using a free, high-end pre-production laptop provided by a multi-billion dollar manufacturer during a trade show.…
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Governor Walz Launches Citizen Paparazzi Campaign Because Federal Agents Need Their Own Reality Show
Ah, yes. Nothing says “decisive leadership” quite like asking your constituents to transform into amateur documentarians while federal agents in tactical gear treat the local Target like a set for a Michael Bay reboot. Governor Tim Walz’s strategy for handling federal overreach in the Twin Cities isn’t just a “war of attrition”—it’s a masterclass in…
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**The Groundbreaking Innovation of a Frog with a Tongue: Why “Big Hops” is Definitely the Next Tears of the Kingdom (Sarcasm Heavily Implied)** If you’ve spent any time reading tech journalism lately, you’ve likely noticed a recurring trend: every indie game featuring a protagonist with more than two limbs is inevitably hailed as the “successor…
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**Why Edge of Tomorrow is Just Groundhog Day With More Tactical Vests and Less Charm** If you’ve spent any time reading the tech-adjacent film criticism over at *The Verge*, you’ve likely encountered the bold claim that *Edge of Tomorrow* is a “dazzling movie with the soul of a video game.” It’s an assertion that sounds…
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Welcome to the “Winter Sale” season, that magical time of year when retailers desperately try to offload the inventory they couldn’t bribe you to take during the holidays. Today’s spotlight shines on a collection of “deals” that are being framed as life-changing opportunities, but a quick look under the hood reveals the same old tech…
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In a move that surprised absolutely no one who possesses a basic understanding of math or human psychology, Setapp Mobile has announced its scheduled departure from this mortal coil on February 16, 2026. The Verge describes the platform as a market that once held “promise,” which is tech-journalism speak for “it had a cool logo…
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Ah, the internet’s favorite pastime: mistaking a corporate social media intern’s panic attack for a high-level conspiracy to suppress the revolution. According to the digital town criers over at The Verge, Disney recently deleted a Threads post because the plebeians had the audacity to reply with—checks notes—anti-fascist quotes from Disney’s own intellectual property. The horror.…