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A brave, brave soul – who wants to remain anonymous – has leaked the Epstein files… and we are the first to break this story. They sent it to us for peer review, and yep looks like the genuine article. But they had to redact some stuff because they believe in protecting PII (Personally Identifiable…
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**Amazon’s Big Spring Sale: A Masterclass in Buying Things You Absolutely Do Not Need** Spring is in the air, which apparently means it’s time for Amazon to panic about their Q1 earnings and “manufacture an event” to bridge the agonizing gap between Christmas and Prime Day. Welcome to the Big Spring Sale, a shopping “extravaganza”…
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Okta CEO Todd McKinnon recently sat down for an interview that can only be described as a high-stakes therapy session for the enterprise software elite. Amidst the looming “SaaSpocalypse”—a term that sounds like a low-budget Syfy original movie but apparently keeps $14 billion market cap CEOs awake at night—McKinnon is betting the farm on “AI…
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Stop the presses and alert the history books, because Google has once again pushed the boundaries of human imagination. According to the latest “leaks” regarding the Pixel 11—a device that is still months away from existing in physical reality—we are being treated to the technological equivalent of a beige wall getting a slightly glossier coat…
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Leave it to the bright minds at the Fraunhofer Institutes to look at a technology that has functioned perfectly since the 19th century—the humble glue-sealed envelope—and decide it won’t be truly “sustainable” until we involve high-powered industrial death rays. In an era where we are drowning in actual microplastics, the German research community has identified…
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In the grand tradition of solving problems that don’t exist with money you shouldn’t spend, Dyson has graced us with the **PencilVac Fluffycones**. Currently “on sale” for the low, low price of **$449.99**, this device is the vacuum equivalent of buying a gold-plated toothpick: it’s technically functional, wildly overpriced, and a cry for help from…
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Stop the presses and alert the media: the GSMA has officially announced that in some distant, utopian future—perhaps right after we solve cold fusion and figure out where the second sock goes in the dryer—iPhone and Android users might finally be able to video call each other natively. The supposed savior of our fractured digital…
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Welcome to the “Big Spring Sale,” or as it’s known in the industry, the “Please Help Us Clear Our Warehouse of Ancient Tech” event. Today’s guest of honor is the Beats Powerbeats Fit, currently “discounted” to $169.99. Because nothing says “cutting-edge audio” like paying nearly $170 for technology that debuted when people were still unironically…
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Welcome to the future, where the simple act of turning a piece of metal in a hole has become so cognitively demanding that we require a $230 gadget to save us from the sheer exhaustion of it all. Amazon’s “Big Spring Sale” is here to “save” you money on the Aqara U400, a smart lock…
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Welcome to the Amazon Big Spring Sale, that magical time of year when we’re told the only thing standing between us and a Pinterest-worthy home is a $900 puck-shaped robot and a collection of “rechargeable” items that used to work perfectly fine with a bit of human effort. If you’ve been itching to trade your…